Friday, January 28, 2011

Makita and Komelon

I’ve been a bit lax in my blogging this week, so there’s two posts today.




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A brilliant bit of bespoke type design that communicates effectively what this brand has to offer: Power. Tools.

Sh*tty
Here the typography goes off the rails. It wants to be boxy and right-angle-geometric, but chickens out with the K and Os. I think that’s because, see, they want that second O to look like a tape measure, ’cause, get this, they make tape measures. Sadly, it looks about as much like a tape measure as the Staples staple looks like a staple.

Roma and Eataly




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One of the fun things about this blog is that I end up finding cool stuff like this on the back of a discarded pizza box. It’s always great to see good design at play in the most humble, and largely invisible, circumstances.

Sh*tty
At the other end of the spectrum from humble and invisible is something like Eataly, which is, for those who don’t know, a fancy market and eatery originally founded in Turin, Italy and recently come to NYC’s Flatiron District. It’s a pretty big deal—something akin to when Krispy Kreme first opened a franchise in your town about a decade ago, except with nice wine and cheese.

Needless to say, their logo communicates nothing about what makes this place special. In fact, this is one of those far too common occasions when the average customer starts to associate the banal, useless, insulting design of the brand with the quality, luxury experience of the brand. It actually lowers the visual IQ of the public.

Grazie, assholes. By the way, your name is stupid, too.

Friday, January 21, 2011

AFC and NFC Conference Championship Predictions

Last year, as some of you may recall, I analyzed the design systems of the teams competing for the AFC and NFC Conference Championships as a way of predicting who would win. While my scores were way off, I did correctly predict the winners.

The big question is, will I get it right again this year?

As with last year, I’ll be using the following factors to determine not only the winners, but the scores: the name; logomark/iconography; logotype/typography; colors; and helmet graphics.


First up, the NFC. Packers vs. Bears:

NAME: Not unlike the Steelers, who are playing in Sunday’s other game, the name “Packers” references the city’s history. Unfortunately, that connection isn’t as relevant as it once was, and let’s face it, it was pretty unsavory to begin with. Bears, on the other hand, kick ass, even if they have nothing to do with Chicago per se. The Bears win the toss and opt to kick. An unexpected choice. But their defense causes a turnover during the very first down of play and easily jogs it into the end zone. Ouch.

LOGOMARK/ICON: Chicago has a badass “wishbone” C, and a ferocious bear (with big f*cking teeth). Green Bay has a vaguely football-shaped G. It’s got old-school cred, but can’t really compete. The Packers can’t seem to get it together on defense, and the Bears eat up the clock as they work their way to another touch down.

TYPE: Both teams have some pretty horsey type. But at least the Packers’ has some character to it. And I’ll take condensed type over extended almost any day of the week. Undaunted, the Packers find their rhythm and put up 7 just as the half ends.

COLOR: That very dark blue paired with that rich orange. Yes please, Chicago. Regardless of the history, the Packers colors are just weird to me. Bananas anyone? The third quarter starts a little slow, but the Bears rock the Packers with a long bomb down field and chalk up another TD.

HELMET: All things being equal, these helmets employ essentially the same design. But since the Bears have their C and colors, and the Packers have their G and colors, all things are not equal. The Bears are relentless, and score another touchdown in the fourth. Even with half a quarter left to play, the Packers fail to produce, and many seats left are left empty by Green Bay fans who decide to get an early start on the drive home.

FINAL SCORE: Bears: 28 – Packers: 7


Next up, the AFC. Jets (for the second year in a row!) vs. Steelers:

NAME: As was pointed out to me last year the name “Jets” originated when the team played near LaGuardia Airport. But that connection is long gone, and while jets are cool and manly, the “Steelers” name maintains a closer connection to the city in which they play. Also, the team’s reputation for toughness and strong defense, is consistently embodied by the name. The Steelers win the coin toss and fight their way down field after receiving. They manage to put up a field goal for their efforts.

LOGOMARK/ICON: Once again the Jets appear to be at a deficit, since they have no icon to speak of. The Steelers, on the other hand, have a very iconic mark that’s been around for decades. The trouble is—and this will likely be an unpopular assessment—they took the Steelmark logo from the AISI. Appropriate maybe, but lazy! The teams battle back and forth, but a series of turnovers on both sides leaves the score unchanged until the half.

TYPE: The Jets have a typographic identity system that extends well beyond the mark you see here. It is rooted in the history of the team, and it works well. The Steelers typography is decently rugged, but used half-heartedly and often half-assedly. The Jets come out of the locker room fired up and put up a touchdown on the opening drive of the second half. They promptly stun everyone by going for and getting the two-point conversion in lieu of the extra point.

COLOR: Green and white. Jets aren’t green, but football fields are, I suppose. Black and “gold.” While I have no particular objection to the Steelers’ colors, I do take issue with the notion that yellow is gold. The Saints know the difference, it seems. And the Steelers muddle it up by having multiple colors of astroids thrown in. The Steelers fumble the ball. The Jets recover, but only manage a field goal after inching their way down field.

HELMET: That Jets logotype just doesn’t work on the helmet. It’s too much, and feels as if it’s been slapped on there pretty thoughtlessly. The Steelers logo is almost equally ineffective on the helmet. It’s just too many components for a helmet graphic. But I give them kudos for sticking with the unusual and unique tradition of having the logo on only one side of the helmet. The Steelers rally late in the fourth quarter and barrel into the end zone with seconds left on the clock. Left with no other option than to try their own two-point conversion, they fail to do so, and a cold, dark silence washes over Steel Town.

FINAL SCORE: Jets: 11 – Steelers: 9


And that’s that. May the better designs win.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Tucks and Pepto

I realize today’s items aren’t exactly in the same category. Just stick with me here.




Pr*tty
I can think of only a few things to buy at the corner pharmacy that would be more demoralizing than hemorrhoid pads. And yet, this design has added some dignity to the process, without sacrificing any of the necessary communication.

Sh*tty
Buying Pepto-Bismol isn’t particularly demoralizing. Or at least it wasn’t, until they updated the design of their packaging to this.

The great irony is that they could have a completely label-less design, and people would still recognize the product by the color. Instead, they’ve given us an overwrought design that’s more Nickelodeon slime than soothing relief.


Thanks to my good friend Jordan Schulman for the Pepto submission (and the slime reference!).

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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Wednesday Waffler: Art Gallery of Alberta


I’m not a big fan of the overlapping. But I like the colors. And I like the symmetry. And I even like the clever idea that an upside-down double-story lowercase a makes ‘a’ fairly convincing ‘g.’


Thanks to P*S* Reader and iPhone user Sarah Ayers for the suggestion.

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Friday, January 14, 2011

The Office




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A show about characters.

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A show about Photoshop? And venetian blinds of course.


Today’s images came from P*S* Reader Matt Elliot. Thanks for the submission.
(That’s what she said.)

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Pamela and Mr. Champ Vegetable Boxes




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The Pamela part of this veggie box is so sweet, I’m willing to overlook the hillbilly rabbit.

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The name Mr. Champ is pretty effing awesome, I have to say. Sadly, the design has me thinking their name is Mr. Horse Ears. Or is it Mr. Horse Sh*t?


Also, happy birthday, Mom!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Gun Hill and Liberty Fences

It seems you can’t have a fence in New York City without the people who made it leaving a bit of advertising on the finished product.




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While I expect fences are a bit redundant in a place called Gun Hill, this quirky badge has me thinking I should pay them a visit when next I need some chain link. And some target practice.

Sh*tty
Vinyl fencing may last a lifetime, but that’s exactly everything that’s wrong about it. Seriously, this sh*t is so tacky that even Lady Liberty’s spikes are trying to escape... good luck freeing yourself from the gravity well of suck my pointy pals.