I like the idea that the company I might use for security has personality, and warmth. Like trusting a friend to watch my stuff. When I get home, my pal Billy is gonna get a lecture about apostrophes, though.
Not entirely sh*tty, but totally devoid of any character or concept that might instill trust in the potential client. The bottom line? Absolutely Don’t Trust. Abrasively Discordant Tracking. Awfully Drab Typography. Another Design Turkey.
(A Dutiful Thesaurus Always Does (the) Trick)
Thanks to P*S* Reader and champion contributor Doug Hanshaw for the images.