One of my favorite parts about my trip to San Francisco last month was the Scenic Drive signs. I just want to feed that seagull little cartoon fish until he follows me home.
This is one cartoon fish I would never feed to an adorable cartoon seagull. I wouldn’t even feed this fugly piece of garbage to my worse frenemy. Speaking of which, the position of my worse frenemy is still available. I’ll be taking applications in the form of bullying tweets and vicious comments on my Facebook status.