Remember when these bears first appeared on TV, and they were ok and kind of cute because they never really said or did anything specific to sh*tting. They just alluded to it, and we all knew what was up without having to be reminded of the realities of it. But then, one commercial at a time, they started getting a little too comfortable—cocky, even—with breaking down the allegorical barriers.
And the next thing you know, a giant cartoon bear is sh*tting in a Broadway theater.
That's an... interesting... funding model for public toilets.
ReplyDeleteI guess the bear just uses its own hands to wipe itself since its so soft.
ReplyDeleteThe Charmin bears disturb me on a number of different levels. And, why bears?
ReplyDeleteOne step closer to idiocracy...
ReplyDeleteI want to know who's going to sit next to this bear. And where's a good usher when you need one to throw out a crazy patron?
ReplyDeleteI go to Broadway shows all the time and never once have I shat next to one.
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