Pr*tty
I have no idea how to properly pronounce this. Which pretty much means the baked goods must be delicious, in all the right (i.e. pretentiously french) ways. Also, the Futura Black lettering is lovely.
Sh*tty
There a very fews ways this name could be less appetizing.* Sadly, the multiple sizes of widely tracked Copperplate Gothic aren’t really helping matters.
*Let’s see who among the P*S* readers can come up with the best/worst derivation! Grand prize: An “Ask me about my blog” button, and bragging rights. Submissions will only be eligible via today’s comments (Jan. 17, 2010).
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How about Blistering & Flaky? I actually don't know of any synonym for crusty that is more gross. Maybe the owner had never heard the phrase, "Hey, you got a little crusty in your eye, there."
ReplyDelete"Hot & Crusty: It goes in your mouth!"
ReplyDeleteLukewarm and Mushy
ReplyDeleteOr "Hot and Crusty: Like peeing with an std"
oh bon pan. it was my lunch go-to when i worked next door to a mall.
ReplyDeleteflaming and flakey?
steamy and sloughing?
Cold & Lumpy
ReplyDeleteIt could be the oatmeal store next door.
Rot & Musty
ReplyDeleteA lot of Lusty
A Pot of Rust...y
Husky and Crusty?
ReplyDeleteHard & Steamy
ReplyDeleteTepid & oh who gives a…
I think I'm gonna have to go with Will B. Minus. Hard & Steamy FTW!
ReplyDeleteSweet! Thanks man.
ReplyDeleteSo, Will, you should be email me your address and I'll mail you a button.
ReplyDeleteFutura... Black?
ReplyDelete... ?
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