Morrell Snow Cap Lard

Pr*tty

Lard packaging. Who would expect this? But damn is it gorgeous. So you might be thinking, these Morrell people know what they're doing. Think again...

Sh*tty

I guess lard is so old school it didn't help to "update" the packaging with their current look. Lucky, lucky lard.

(John Morrell and Co. website here.)

Dutch Maid and Transport America

Pr*tty

This Dutch Maid logo is a bit of a mess, but my god it looks great on the side of that truck. And the wooden shoe icon on the trailer's back door... swoon.

Sh*tty

Transport America. Ugh.

(full disclosure: I didn't take this picture. I got it here.)